Funny Bumper Sticker Quotes

- Cleverly Disguised As A Responsible Adult
- Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
- Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
- BOMB SQUAD: If you see me running you better catch up!
- Blondes Tease....Brunettes Please....
- Boys Lie!
- Ax Me About Ebonics
- Be nice society already sucks.
- According to my best recollection, I don't remember.
- Abandon the search for Truth; settle for a good fantasy.
- Adults are just kids with money.
- Adrenalin is my drug of choice.
- According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
- Air Pollution Is A Mist-Demeaner
- They didn't let me out, they just gave me a day pass!
- IF THIS STICKER IS GETTING SMALLER, THE LIGHT IS PROBABLY GREEN
- Friends help you move; real friends help you move the body.
- We're not old people we're recycled teenagers!
- A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
- A clean car is a sign if sick mind.
- Very funny Scotty; now beam down my clothes
- He who laughs last thinks slowest.
- 3 kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
- A day without sunshine is like, night.
- BAD COP! - NO DONUT!!!
- Could You Drive Any Better If I Shoved That Cell Phone Up Your Ass?
- Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
- Keep honking, I am reloading!
- You’re Just Jealous Because The Voices Only Speak To Me
- You Have The Right To Remain Silent. Anything You Say Will Be Misquoted And Used Against You
- You know your getting older when Happy Hour is a nap.
- Your Child May Be An Honor Student, But You’re Still An Asshole
- WHAT WOULD SCOOBY DO!
- This Would Be Really Funny If It Weren't Happening To Me
- Unless You're A Hemorrhoid, STAY OFF MY ASS!
- When I die, I want to go peacefully in my sleep like Grandpa. Not Screaming And Yelling Like The Passengers In His Car