My fella sent me this today. Good stuff!
Random Thoughts for the Day:
1. I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately
clear your computer history if you die.
2. Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you
realize you're wrong.
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
was younger.
4. There is great need for a sarcasm font.
5. How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?
6. Was learning cursive really necessary?
7. Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm
pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.
8. Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how
the person died.
9. I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.
10. Bad decisions make good stories.
11. You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at
work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything
productive for the rest of the day.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray?
I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
13. I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it
asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper
that I swear I did not make any changes to.
14. "Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this
-- EVER!!!
15. I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello?
Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and
goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the
phone and run away?
16. I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not
seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
17. I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know
not to answer when they call.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day, "Mom, what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to
that?
19. I think the freezer deserves a light as well.
20. I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday
or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lites than Kay.
21. And finally...Have you ever wondered if that dollar bill your
holding has ever been in a strippers butt crack? You are now...
4 comments:
These are great! Thank you for posting them, I especially laughed at 13 - I always do that! I thought I must be the only one, but I guess not. And also 11, because it's so true. I get into a stressful arguement with someone I care about, I start watching Youtube vidoes/reading wikipedia, or I sit down to type and stare at a blank page for an hour, and I know that I'm just done for the day. Maybe even the week. :)
3. I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I
was younger.
Yup, every afternoon at work.
12. Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.
Damn straight!
21. And finally...Have you ever wondered if that dollar bill your holding has ever been in a strippers butt crack?
One can only hope ;)
Those were good, Trace.
18. My 4-year old son asked me in the car the other day, "Mom, what
would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?
He's going to be writer, just like you. You know that, don't you?
I absolutely loved this list, Trace.
Bethany, we all do that! It totally sucks at that moment, doesn't it? Hehe!
John D. absolutely! I haven't had a nap in like two years! You're cracking me up with your reponse to the dollar bill thing! Haha!
John S., Cripes, I hope not. I'd hope he isn't as nutty as his mother!
I loved the list too! Glad you guys liked it! Thanks for commenting!
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