Sadistic Ways of Making Your Nano Word Count

I was on the Nano site where desperate writers are thinking up sadistic ways of forcing themselves to make their daily word count. Here are a few of my personal favorites:

* If I don't make a wordcount for a day I'll eat a urinal cake, if I do make it I'll eat a chocolate cake (it's positive because I get to eat cake either way ;) )
* If I fail to get the 2000 words I want to write every day I'll turn off the lights and throw a box of pins into my bedroom(Especialy effective if you sleep in the nude).
* And something that involves a rubber band and male private parts.

*I can't change out of my NaNoWriMo shirt until I make 50,000 words.
*Every time I miss a day's word count, I lose a finger.
*Every time I miss a day's word count I release a cockroach in the apartment.

*Buy a clown doll. For every day I miss my word count, it sleeps in my bed with me.


So it's nice to know I'm not alone :)