Tagged!!

Julie Cohen tagged me! I have to choose five of these, write about them, and then tag somebody else. Let's give it a go, shall we?

If I could be a scientist...
If I could be a farmer...
If I could be a musician...
If I could be a doctor...
If I could be a painter...
If I could be a gardener...
If I could be a missionary...
If I could be a chef...
If I could be an architect...
If I could be a linguist...
If I could be a psychologist...
If I could be a librarian...
If I could be an athlete...
If I could be a lawyer...
If I could be an innkeeper...
If I could be a professor...
If I could be a writer...
If I could be a backup dancer...
If I could be a llama-rider...
If I could be a bonnie pirate...
If I could be a midget stripper...
If I could be a proctologist...
If I could be a TV-Chat Show host...
If I could be an actor...
If I could be a judge...
If I could be a Jedi...
If I could be a mob boss...
If I could be a backup singer...
If I could be a CEO...
If I could be a movie reviewer....


If I could be a Psychologist, I'd charge an obcene amount of money, because I could, to listen to people's problems while picking lint off their clothes and adding it to my growing, prized lint ball collection in my drawer.

If I could be a musician, I would be the best darned kazoo player EVER! And I play a mean set of spoons, too!

If I could be a CEO, I'd hire a lot of people much smarter than I to make me look like I knew what I was doing, then wander around the company once every few hours looking thoughtful and saying things like 'essentially' and 'ultimately' a lot, then run back to my office and work on my popscicle stick houses.

If I could be a doctor, I'd be like in one of the skits on Kids in the Hall, and be the queen of referrals and ask for jars of pee, not knowing what to do with them, just because I could.

If I were an inn keeper, I'd make sure that every Friday night is Karaoke night in the lobby.

I'm tagging Celia Stuart and Sasha White I tried a few other people but their bloggers wouldn't accept the link :(